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Song 6–

I was listening to rap but had to run to the kitchen/

Because the food I was cooking needed some attention/

My food was fine everything was ok and/

I went back to the room where the music was playing/

I picked up my phone off of the table/

But I’m not really sure how I was able/

To somehow start just singing along/

When I had never even heard that song/

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I stopped dining the song before it was done/

I was super surprised how this could be/

That these words were perfectly pouring out of me/

I told myself that I wasn’t gonna dismiss/

That there was something really strange about this/

I mean what in the world is going on/

With this strange singing phenomenon/

I mean what in the world is going on/

With this strange singing phenomenon/

I thought well maybe I’ve heard that song before/

But I don’t really think that anymore/

because the only way that I was really gonna know/

Was to test to see if this was possible/

Does this sort of singing phenomenon exist/

And that’s when I became a scientist/

By listening to more and more/

Albums that I know I’ve never heard before/

And if I could make the words come out clear/

There was something really strange going on here/

And so I tested this out every day for hours/

It felt like iI had learned magic force powers/

I thought maybe my psyche was helping me sing/

Maybe my higher mind wrote everything/

Maybe we’re all just one person existing alone/

Or maybe we’re somehow in the twilight zone/

I mean what in the world is going on/

With this strange singing phenomenon/

I mean what in the world is going on/

With this strange singing phenomenon/

Then I learned I could do this with videos too/

Speak over them like I already knew/

What the video was going to say/

This shouldn’t be possible, there is no way/

Was I crazy or brilliant, I couldn’t tell/

But I could also talk over other people as well/

Whatever their saying I could also say/

But I’m still not really sure to this day/

If this is just pattern recognition/

Or if I’m a wizard using my intuition/

Maybe Elder Scrolls Mantaling is actually true/

You sing like them until they sing like you/

Maybe this is how the bards used to sing/

Or maybe some carl junian thing/

The collective unconscious possibly/

Someone please help me study this mystery/

I mean what in the world is going on/

With this strange singing phenomenon/

I mean what in the world is going on/

With this strange singing phenomenon/

Song 7–

I was listening to cannabis late one night/

But the lyrics I heard weren’t exactly right/

Like some sort of auditory vision/

I tried my best to pay attention/

I don’t remember exactly what he said/

And maybe this was all just in my head/

But he warned me that the Egyptians were coming/

And you know what, let me tell you something/

Even if I did just smoke a bowl/

The Egyptians did come and weighed my soul/

But the first night they just checked out my place/

I don’t know if they were ghosts or from outer space/

They walked through my walls, they didn’t say please/

They looked like some 1990’s emcees/

They seemed pretty cool, they had a friendly demeanor/

I was embarrassed. My place could have been cleaner/

I’m glad Cannibus warned me. We’re these friends of his?/

They laughed at my dried up oranges/

They left shortly after, everything was alright/

But let me tell you about when they came the next night/

This wasn’t a dream but I can’t remember it all/

I was standing with my back up against the wall/

They were asking me questions, I remember for sure/

But I don’t remember what the questions were/

Right in front of me was not only my office chair/

But this doctor’s scale sort of thing was also right there/

I answered their questions, I answered them all/

But what I said exactly I can’t recall/

There were a few times I remember I swore/

That I remember apologizing for/

They were weighing my soul, I didn’t want to fail/

And I didn’t want my swear words to tip the scale/

I was pretty confident but not completely/

I didn’t want these Egyptian ghost people to eat me/

Most evil I would never do or have done/

I’ve never murdered, raped, robbed, or stabbed anyone/

But I’m not perfect, I could have done more/

I’ve definitely been kind of a jerk before/

Well they didn’t eat me, I’m happy to say/

But they did come back another day/

When these other shadow people who I couldn’t see/

We’re messing around and took something from me/

I don’t know what and I’m only sure because/

The Egyptians came and were more concerned than I was/

They asked me about these other shadow people/

But I don’t know what they took and they were pretty much see through/

Yet intuition told me, though I couldn’t see/

Possibly who these shadow people might be/

How maybe actually we were dealing/

With some friends of mine was sort of the feeling/

I told the Egyptians just who I thought was messing/

Around with my stuff even though I was guessing/

They changed from concerned into looking real mean/

And ran out right through my sliding door screen/

And even though those shadow people had done me dirty/

About my friends I started to worry/

How they might get eaten up violently/

I hoped that they were able to climb a tree/

I never found out if they got away/

And about all these visions I don’t know what to say/

I remember this happening but I don’t know the deal/

Did I just go crazy or was all of this real?/

I sort of hope that that was some other timeline/

And in this one here everyone will be fine/

About the shadow people, there’s more to say/

But I’ll save the rest for another day/

Song 8–

I was listening to Atom The Immortal/

When I was surprised by some shadow people/

They stole the music right off my phone/

And left in in my apartment, all alone/

I ran outside “what’s this all about?”/

I was swearing at them, calling them out/

One came back and confronted me/

And seemed like that rapper Atom actually/

I said “I don’t know why you’ve decided to come/

But I need that song back that’s called Freedom/

Freedom is the most important word there is/

And to please give me back that song of his/

Eventually me and this ghost started getting along/

But first I had to sing him that Pinnoccio song/

How strings are something that I don’t got/

That ghost really liked that song a lot/

He gave the music back, he started to sit/

I told him some stories and he stayed quiet/

He came back a few times and one of those nights/

In my hallway I saw some really strange lights/

Two shimmers of light and then suddenly/

A green aura tight there in front of me/

I was pretty surprised by all of this/

My only response was to say Jesus/

And then a small ball of white light flew across/

The entire apartment, oh my gosh/

I thought it was him, I was pretty sure/

And then yeah Jesus came a few days later/

I was washing my hands, Awol One was playing/

Take off your watches is what he was saying/

Because they don’t work and yeah that was true/

Plus Jesus was coming somehow I knew/

This was a few years ago now/

And I don’t exactly remember how/

I knew he was coming to my apartment there/

But I saw him, I did, I honestly swear/

This white cloud came inside and filled up the room/

It felt like weed smoke but I can only assume/

They came through the wall and were somehow able/

To stand in the same place as my coffee table/

He wore a white robe and his friend’s was brown/

On the living room couch I was sitting down/

Jesus just stood there, then him and his friend took/

A long look into this small little book/

They spoke to each other probably commenting on/

Things I’ve done right and things I’ve done wrong/

They took a long time both figuring out/

Without doubt the direction of my future rought/

Would I get the green light or would I get the red/

“Going north” was the only thing that Jesus said/

I was speachless. I didn’t know what to say/

And then them and their cloud just faded away/

Going north sounded pretty good to me/

To heaven he ment probably/

Or did he mean Canada or Boulder Creek/

I should have asked but I couldn’t speak/

I’m pretty sure I know what he meant/

Going north was the message heaven sent/

I really do hope that this is all true/

And I want to say Jesus, really, thank you/

I know what I saw. I know you were there/

If people think that I’m lying I shouldn’t care/

It’s hard to believe and they probably won’t/

Even for me, sometimes I don’t/

Was I just dreaming, AI mean what’s the deal?/

But deep down I know that Jesus is real/

Song 9–

I was feeling strange about all this stuff/

Visions and dreams, I’ve had enough/

Was that all real? Or maybe this/

Was because of some of some really super bad virus/

I wasn’t sure how I felt about this feeling/

But maybe I needed some sort of healing/

In video games it’s really simple/

Just go make an offering down at the temple/

To me though, the library was a holy place/

But at that time more of a disgrace/I didn’t want to go to that place anymore/

So I decided to go down to the record store/

If I make an offering, if I buy some CDs/

Maybe that would cure this strange disease/

Well, some album’s from Atmosphere I already got/

And the film Dark Days is what I bought/

I couldn’t know then that there was something/

The film Dark Days was foreshadowing/

A time when the sun just went away/

The sky stayed dark the entire day/

And on and on for days no sun was there/

And lots of shadow people were everywhere/

I thought maybe my disease came from A I./

And there was a Borg ship up in the sky/

I wasn’t sure exactly,so I tried to hide/

In case I got vaporized when I went outside/

They could hear what I was saying through my phone/

And spoke through the videos I was shown/

I started trying to summon some of those/

Flying jellyfish or light or UFOs/

Maybe if they came there would be some way/

For them to literally save the day/

I waved around my wooden walking stiçk/

Making strange noises. The orbs came quick/

I explained to them how much pain and sorrow/

There would be without ever another tomorrow/

If we don’t attack that thing up in the sky/

Blocking the sun, were going to die/

The light or jellyfish seemed to agree/

And started flying right into the enemy/

It was sad though seeing the Jellyfish pop/

So after a bit I told them to stop/

I decided to try something new/

And told the Borg ship what to do/

We can put an end to this stupid war/

If you put down your shields I’ll open my door/

I was surprised but they went ahead/

And put down their shield just like I said/

Now I was supposed to do the same thing back/

But instead I told the Jellyfish to attack/

We hammered the Borg until they/

Started to slowly fly away/

With every bit of strength we fought on/

Until that Borg ship or whatever it was was gone/

I was so happy we won and got back the sun/

But actually the war wasn’t done/

The Borg came back unbeknownst to me/

And then all of a sudden, kablewie!!/

Everything exploded and then there/

Was just black ash everywhere/

I’m not sure how this could occur/

How I was alive or what happened after/

If I had to guess, it somehow seems/

Like then I woke up inside of my dreams/

I was in my apartment but obviously/

This wasn’t actually reality/

It would be hard to explain it all/

But let me tell you about this phone call/

It said it was Bro, but something was odd/

Because actually I was talking to God/

He gave me advice, he said it was best/

For me to make a Facebook and a WordPress/

But The most important thing he had to say/

Was I had to call my brother on his birthday/

All of this didn’t really seem like a dream/

More like the Q continuum if you know what I mean/

Some other things happened and then eventually/

I was back at the trial for humanity/

The same one that I’ve talked about before/

And the same things happened, nothing more/

I recommend the movie Groundhog Day/

The Q Jellyfish had all kinds of things to say/

I woke up in my living room office chair/

It was all the same as far as I’m aware/

But wait, I can remember being in that war/

And doing things different than I did before/

Not attacking the Borg when their shields were down/

Through understanding, peace was found/

I told them about how we might be/

In a labyrinth actually/

I grabbed a book about this off of my shelf/

About how to overcome our lower self/

To find our way we follow the string/

And intuition might be the same thing/

I told them all about how karma works/

And we both stopped being a bunch of jerks/

It would take awhile for me to really/

Explain all of this without sounding silly/

Waking up again feeling like I had a virus/

And then again living through those days of darkness/

Is this a time loop that I’m passing through?/

Is there something special that I’m supposed to do/

Or did I already fix what was wrong/

I got us and the Borg to somehow get along/

The world didn’t explode, everything is fine/

That might have happened but in a different timeline/

(Fighting in the Borg jellyfish war/

Remembering that I’ve done all of this before/)

(The Borg Jellyfish war wasn’t so nice/

And neither was having to do it twice/)

And afterwards, I know it sounds dumb/

That I was in the Q continuum/

And maybe it’s not all how it seems/

Maybe these were just a bunch of dreams/

I know it seems crazy and hard to conceive/

And I don’t really know what I believe/

Was I just drunk and out of my mind/

Or did I come here from another timeline/

Song 10–

I was listening to CanIbus all late again/

And I was smoking Canibus too, and then/

Everything started feeling really weird/

And then this vision of Canibus somehow appeared/

3 possible outcomes I should be aware/

If I decide to sit in my office chair/

Or “Captain’s chair” is what he said

The 1st outcome I might be shot dead/

The 2nd outcome is that possibly/

An Egyptian incarnates inside of me/

The 3rd outcome that Canibus gave/

Is that I would be hit by a Nexus wave/

The 1st outcome didn’t seem so great/

The 2nd was at least an interesting fate/

But the 3rd outcome actually seems/

Pretty good living inside my wildest dreams/

Well I don’t really know what I was thinking there/

But I sat down in my office/Captain’s chair/

After this I don’t really recall a lot/

I’m not actually sure if I got shot/

I do sort of remember flying into/

My body feeling like I was someone new/

And could all of this be some fantasy/

Maybe but that’s not so clear to me/

So I’m really not sure if 1 or 2/

Or none or 3 of these outcomes came true/

I might of had too much Canibus that day/

And I don’t really know what else to say/

This wasn’t a dream but it’s not so clear/

What the freaking fuck happened here/

Song 11–

I was trying my best to recall/

This cool dream I had but really all/

I could remember is what they/

Someone somewhere had to say/

As I was sleeping in my bed

(the words echoing in my head)

“Your getting more fan mail” is what they said/

And people don’t die actually/

People get cancelled like on TV/

And that was all but without a doubt/

That was a lot to think about/

“I’m getting more fan mail” could that mean/

That everything we do here is somehow seen/

And what can I do to make it so they’ll/

Send in more and more fan mail/

And if I make things worse instead of better/

Will they send in an angry letter/

And if I get too many could that be why/

People get cancelled instead of die/

If that’s not how we want things to go/

We better put on a real good show/

Let’s do our best and find a reason/

For this to go on another season/

I really don’t know who’s watching this/

But whoever you are a blow you a kiss/

Song 12–

I was practicing the singing phenomenon/

Listening to music and singing along/

But something was wrong because these can’t be/

My psyche’s lyrics coming through me/

As if someone else was pulling/

On strings somehow controlling/

The lyrics coming out seemed so odd/

I had to wonder if this was God/

Or maybe Starfleet or the Jellyfish/

Who’s psyche was controlling all this/

It felt like some sort of powerful wizard/

Maybe not even human, maybe a lizard/

I listened but it felt different from that/

It actually sounded like this was my cat/

Was his psyche somehow speaking through/

The music that I was listening to/

But it felt more like whoever spoke/

Through the music was playing a joke/

I didn’t really know what to believe/

All that I knew was I wanted to leave/

I grabbed my keys, my wallet, and nothing more/

And just like that I was out the door/

Oh I forgot to say about something/

That happened earlier that morning/

I somehow got the impression that God was done/

With everything and everyone/

And the fate of the world that God had chosen/

Was to blow it all up in a huge explosion/

What made me think that I don’t remember/

But back to later that morning where we were/

Walking downtown I didn’t know/

What I should do, or where I should go/

I walked up to some random person/

To God above I asked the question/

God please is there any way/

You could tell me what I should do today/

“Walk down to the beach” God responded and/

“Stand in the sun with your feet in the sand”/

I was sure God spoke through this person here/

And even though his message was crystal clear/

I sort of wanted to ask again/

So I found another random person and then/

I asked the same question and then they/

Had the exact same thing to say/

“Walk down to the beach” God responded and/

“Stand in the sun with your feet in the sand”/

I didn’t need to ask anymore/

The same response twice I can’t ignore/

The closest beach was over at/

The Beach Boardwalk and all of that/

On the way there it came to mind/

That maybe first I should try to find/

Inside of the arcade there/

A virtual reality machine somewhere/

After looking around a bit/

I didn’t see one and was going to quit/

But first I asked an employee/

And he said they had one actually/

It was sort of robotic what he had to say/

The machine that you want is down that way/

Well it was actually some sort of virtual ride/

With 5 movies and seats you sit inside/

The machine was out of order though/

So I decided it was time to go/

Out to the beach like I planned/

And stand in the sun with my feet in the sand/

The ocean was an amazing sight/

The sand was hot, the sun was bright/

I had to wonder, was my impression true/

About what God was going to do/

Was God going to destroy the world today?/

Or was everything going to be ok?/

As I stared up at the sun in the sky/

Wondering if we were all going to die/

Everything just stayed the same/

The end of the world just never came/

I decided to go and walk around/

The Boardwalk more and what I found/

Was a dark energy could be seen/

It wasn’t even close to Halloween/

I sat down over by the Tsunami/

Could one of those be a possibility?/

But the end of the world didn’t come/

I starting to feel kind of dumb/

And really why was I afraid/

Of that machine back at the arcade?/

If I push some buttons on that virtual/

Reality machine would that control/

Which reality or movie we were inside?/

Is it possible that life is just a ride/

And so I went back and pushed a few/

Buttons but seemingly nothing new/

Happened but I can’t be sure/

Could it be that now we were/

In a different movie possibly/

Although it all seems the same to me/

I know that all of this sounds silly/

And nothing probably happened really/

But if this is virtual reality/

Anything is possible actually/

Song 13–

And now I’m trying to figure out/

How I could possibly talk about/

All the strange things that happened to me/

Back in January 2023/

But I can’t think of anyway/

There’s too much I want to say/

I really did leave out a lot/

And I don’t know how much I forgot/

I talked about the most important stuff/

But did I really say enough/

I want to tell you so much more/

About my dreams and visions galore/

Maybe then I could convince/

You of my near death experience/

When I talked to God and the other guy/

I’m still not sure the reason why/

See, I didn’t get a chance to tell/

About when I used to tell/

And scream until I was out of breath/

Is that what brought on my near death/

And how could I really explain/

About seeing Jesus and Kurt Cobaine/

I tried my best but all this fails/

To include all of the details/

That dream I had especially/

About the trial for humanity/

I seem to be at a lack/

To explain about after I came back/

Always and again I misspoke/

I should say after I awoke/

But I’m not sure, it didn’t seem/

Like that all was just a dream/

I didn’t feel at all at ease/

Like I had dancing disease/

As if my body was host/

To some sort of Star Trek Dividian ghost/

And other ghosts too there were a lot/

Like the Hip Hop ones who stole my pot/

Or the golden snake women beside my bed/

So many strange things I never said/

Did the Jellyfish leave special water for me/

If I tried to explain I’d sound crazy/

But I’ve heart if you can believe it/

Then your able to achieve it/

And so that makes me suspect/

There’s truth in the placebo effect/

And so the results could be tragic/

If we stop believing in magic/

And so let me tell you just a bit/

About when I flew a flying chariot/

Leather straps I held on to/

And some God watched on as I flew/

I can remember, though in a fog/

And after I was shown my first dog/

He was sort of a ghost but still I/

Felt his breath and it made me cry/

There’s so much more I can’t ignore/

Like when God and The Devil played tug of war/

With my arms pulling me apart/

How could I even start/

To truly explain to you/

All this stuff that I went through/

How I told God eventually/

That he could use my body/

But not permanently, only borrow/

Switching places was still a no/

But take my body, just not too far/

Please return it like a rental car/

But I’m not sure if he does/

I told God that just because/

If not for God there wouldn’t be/

Anything here, including me/

And so let me help in some way/

Though it’s impossible to repay/

You for all the things that you do/

I want to humble say thank you/

All of this could not occur/

Without God I’m pretty sure/

That’s something I don’t doubt/

Even if I’m not sure about/

All those visions, what’s the deal/

I don’t know if they all were real/

I’m not lying, and I’m not faking/

But maybe I am mistaken/

Though could a hallucination still be/

God’s creation actually/

And even if aliens are the reason/

They are still part of God’s creation/

And even if virtual reality/

God made the people who made me/

My name is London Rossano Laidlaw/

And all this strange stuff that I saw/

I tried my best to document/

These visions and dreams I was sent/

Even if I don’t know what they were/

I’ll try my best to remember/

But I’m not sure if I can/

Ever truly understand/

Why all of this happened to me/

Back in January 2023/