Green Mountian Radio

Song 1

I was watching an old tv show in Japanese/

My life was normal and completely at ease/

But when the woman got hit with a rock in the show/

I let intuition lead me where i should go/

The Kids In The Hall I was instantly shown/

And that sketch how do you get blood from a stone/

And so I watched that sketch and i watched some more/

And i let intuition lead me to the next door/

The Doors and how no other band could even compare/

And in that sketch they have a little dare/

Waiting For The Sun is what you listen to/

Every night for a month is all you have to do/

It was 2022 and the month of December/

But the following month is what I’ll always remember/

I didn’t even last 4 weeks only 3/

Before my visions and dreams really got to me/

Maybe it was The Doors or maybe it was the Vodka/

Or maybe it had something to do with how I bought the/

DVD Maybe Logic from Robert Anton Wilson/

And was doing the white pillar of light visualisation/ 

But things got way crazy and here’s my story/

Of the month of January 2023/

Waiting For The Sun is what you listen to/

Every night for a month is all you have to do/

The rain was so bad you wouldn’t believe/

It felt like the end of the world on New Years Eve/

I would have built a boat if I was able/

I was ready to tape bottles to my coffee table/

I tried my best to use the power of positive though/

And listened to the rap group The Shaeshifters alot/

I used that pillar of light like it was a tower/

Holding up the universe in the final hour/

And well, I didn’t get washed out to the sea/

But that’s just the start of my crazy story/

Waiting For The Sun is what you listen to/

Every night for a month is all you have to do/

Song 2

I was standing in the kitchen when I heard God spoke/

I knew that it was God above and wasn’t a joke/

What he said was loud and booming and you wouldn’t miss/

“I know that your going to say no to this”/

It was God above it was easy to tell/

But God also sounded sort of tired as well/

And then yeah God told me about how he/

Was tired of existing for infinity/

And yeah I’ve thought about that kind of thing before/

How hard it must be to go on forever more/

To know how every movie and book is going to end/

It’s nice to not know what’s right around the bend/

It would have been funny to see my face/

When God above asked if I could take his place/

I really didn’t want to turn God down/

I mean who would really want to make God frown/

But trading places with God I wouldn’t want to do/

Luckily that already something that he said he knew/

I thought about it for about a half a minute/

Before telling God that I wasn’t really down with it/

I wasn’t on drugs and I don’t know why/

I heard the unmistakable voice of God up high/

Soon other visions there definitely were/

But that’s all of the first that I can remember/

Song 3

I was sitting in the living room not doing a thing/

Just waiting for whatever it is time would bring/

When the 2nd visions came of what would be several/

Looking like Tom Waits but it was The Devil/

Just like in that film by Terry Gilliam/

The Devil looked defeated and said You Won/

I didn’t really know how to respond but/

The thing that I was able to say was What?/

The Devil said the same thing, You Won, again/

And I asked the same question, What? And then/

The Devil said you won, come on you know the/

Guitar match thing, and I’m like uhhh/

I told him that I didn’t even own a guitar/

Though there was one in the closet just over tharr/

((Though I had one right there, not even far))

He said it didn’t matter, I won, although/

He had some things to do and he had to go/

And then he just sort of faded away/

And to this day I don’t really know what to say/

But he came back another time a few weeks later/

And said what to do if I encounter a hater/

He was only there for a little bit/

He said if anyone ever gives me shit/

Or trouble because their either mad or their shaken/

I’m supposed to tell them maybe that I’m mistaken/

And maybe that’s true, maybe I am mistaken/

Or maybe by some mist my mind was taken/

I don’t know why these visions came to me/

Could it be that I’m mistaken? Maybe. Probably/

Song 4

I was listening to Nirvana on my computer speaker/

That one’s super quiet, I don’t own any weaker/

And the visions that day you wouldn’t believe man/

It might have been a near death experience even/

The Devil/Tom Waits was just sitting there/

Tapping his foot in this square leather chair/

Maybe I smoked to much marijuana/

Because I also saw Kurt Cobain from Nirvana/

In a blue flannel shirt, somehow he was able/

To sit in the same place as my living room table/

I was amazed having visions like these/

What Kurt Cobain said was that I was at ease/

And I felt at ease, really and then/

Kurt Cobain told me that he died for me sin/

Or so I didn’t have to, I’m not sure exactly/

And that’s all I remember that he said to me/

And then another vision, that wasn’t even all/

Next, God above’s head came right out of my wall/

Right above this black and white drawing of my Dad/

Like some Monty Python animation, totally rad/

This really old dude, his hair and beard was white/

Next thing I know I’m way up on this pillar of light/

Way above these clusters of stars but I didn’t have fear/

I think I can see my belief system from way up here/

Maybe they were belief systems or some kind of thing/

The clusters of stars sort of formed a ring/

And then I turned my head and I could see/

God’s giant floating head right behind me/

God’s giant floating head, I wonder now/

If that was Robert Anton Wilson, someway somehow/

It seemed like his white pillar of light visualisation/

But being there up high was totally amazing/

Your just going to have to trust some things is what he/

God above had to say to me/

Then he paused for a second, God’s giant head/

Multiverse is real was the last thing he said/

Trust in multiverse I had to remember/

The rest of what happened was all just a blur/

And I don’t know where I saw this, or even what to say/

But I really hope and pray that I’m back there someday/

Song 5

I woke up in my living room office chair/

It was strange because I’ve never once ever slept there/

Another strange thing is that there were/

All these crazy dreams that I could remember/

First was the last dream where I could see/

About 3 jellyfish floating up above me/

So beautiful that I can’t even dismiss/

That maybe they were angels these jellyfish/

They floated away without anything to say/

And then I remembered about how today/

Was actually the first day of history/

January 14th 2023/

I know it sounds strange but I remembered somehow/

This was a brand new timeline that we were in now/

The rest of my dreams will surely some silly/

About the Star Trek TNG trial for humanity/

First I remember right before the trial/

Gynin and Picard took a little while/

Preparing themselves to address the Q/

I found it strange that Picard’s uniform was blue/

At the trial I don’t remember seeing any Starfleet/

Or Q, maybe I had a really bad seat/

Just these big bubbles that came and asked me/

What do you think we should do about humanity/

At first I didn’t really know what to say/

Until I somehow thought of that movie Groundhog Day/

We’ll do it all again, we’ll do it right/

Give us another chance if you might/

That’s all I remember until after the trial/

Where the big bubbles spoke to me a little while/

I think we were outside of that courthouse place/

Just sort of floating around in empty space/

We are Q beings the bubbles said to me/

And asked me to help all of humanity/

They said that the most important part/

Was marijuana plus hip-hop makes people smart/

If intelligent hip-hop is what people play/

Everyone will be smart eventually someday/

Now some people say that hip-hop is dead/

But hip-hop has gone galactic is what they said/

I’m not exactly sure what that part meant/

Then they said I should be captain or president/

And that it was important to tell people to/

Watch Encount at Farpoint is what they should do/

They asked if I wanted to exist forever/

Or if it would be better if my existaince was never/

They said they made a brand new timeline for me/

Maybe the outcome of the trial for humanity/

Sitting in my chair I remembered all this/

Then I reached for my phone very curious/

If this was day 1 of a new timeline/

When I checked the news what would I find/

Then I saw the same scene on my browser’s home screen/

As the jellyfish floating at the end of my dream/

The odds of seeing that picture there was no way/

Titled 3 Jellyfish From Monterey/

As if this wasn’t strange enough for me/

When I downloaded the picture what did I see/

That same picture was downloaded twice although/

One was from seven day ago/

And what’s weird is that the seventh of January/

Seemed like just 2 maybe 3 days ago to me/

It felt like missing time and I don’t know how there were/

2 files downloaded of that picture/

Of Jellyfish that I had just dreamt about/

The strangest dream ever without a doubt/

I don’t even know how I somehow knew/

That Picard’s uniform is sometimes blue/

It was a week later when I searched to see/

If Picard wever wore a blue suit actually/

It was true, Q was talking about how/

Picard was in a brand new timeline now/

Maybe this was all just a coincidence/

Or maybe a near death experience/

Or maybe I was at the trial for humanity/

Or just had a really strange dream actually/