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I haven’t talked much about my shaman visions I had last Dec/Jan.. It all started when I tried to listening to The Doors album Waiting For The Sun every night for a month.. Vodka might have been a factor too.. I quit after 3 weeks cuz stuff got too weird.. Around New Years I felt like the world was going to end, so I made I imagined creating a tower where my apartment is to keep the universe together. Then stuff got really weird.. Not even trying to I had a vision of God above. He said “I know you are going to say no to this but would you trade places with me?” I felt bad saying no but he said he knew I would. I think he asked me because I have thought about how sucky it must be to be God. And so because I knew how sucky it would be is why he asked me if I would. (I think God isnt either male of female but did look male to me) Then a week or so later the God below came. I was just sitting in my chair. He said ” You win” I said what? He said “You win” I said Whaat? He said “the guitar thing with the devil. You win.” I said I dont even have a guitar. (I actually do but dont use it much) he said ” It doesn’t matter. You win. I gotta go now”. Then the next vision had 3 people in it. Both the God below and above plus Kurt Cobain. I was listining to rare Ninvana tracks really quietly at the time. The devil didnt say anything, just sat in his square leather chair uncomfortably like he was forced to be there. Kurt Cobain said “Your at ease” and “I died so you don’t have to”. Then God above brought me up a white pillar of light so high up that I could see all belief systems and religions down below me. They looked like big star clusters, all conected and overlapping in a big circle. My own personal religion was really small on the bottom of the circle. I seen the same thing as a kid from below when I created my (unnamed) religion. It was as if all belife systems are flawed, even mine. But yet they do exist. Like a dream. Not real but real at the same time. Then god told me.. Then God told me the most important thing.. He said “You are just going to have to trylust some stuff” right after that he said “Multiverse is real.” There was some more but wow when I started trusting that multiverse is real I feel like I can do anything. No fear. So after all that some other stuff happened. Possibly in another timeline. Dark days came. So did lost of shadow people. They came first actually. Moving and stealing stuff from my apartment. The music (the river, tinkerbell intuition) told me the Egyptians were coming. I didnt have much time to get the place ready. They expected things to be way nicer. They laughed at my dried up oranges. They went off to destroy stuff with storms and eat people. They weighed my soul. I cant remember the wuestions they asked and I dont remember my responses. I do remember appologizing every time I swore. Then a few more groups of shadow people. One group were golden snake people. I saw 3 golden snake women over me while sleeping. I remember one grabbing my hand. Putting their thumb into my palm and chaning my blood. They let me live and gave me back my mojo. Oh and lets not forget The Borg/A.I.. I think they were blocking out the sun. I was too scared to look but I told the psychic jellyfish (that might be lught orbs) to attack the borg. At one point I stopped and got them to take their sheilds down. Then hammered them with attack jellyfish. They retreated off the planet. Next thing I know all I can see is black ash for as far as you can see. I dont know who blew up the planet though really. Next thing I know I am back in my apartment but everything is super fake. The youtube star trek clips try to lie to me and tell me im in a hollodeck. But I could tell that it was really the Q continuum. They put me through trials and training. I did the Borg / Jellyfish wars all over again. But this time when I had them lower their sheild. I didnt attack them. Opened my door. Shared knowlege and candy with the borg. I reformed the borg. Taught them how to excape the labyrinth. How to undo knots with people. Fix their karma. So much happened in the fake version of my apartment. Honestly I might have never left. Or might have always been there from the start. But when on January 14th I woke up in my office chair I never sleep in. And wow did I remember some stuff.. gggWhen I woke up in my chair on Japanese 14th the first time I remember is JELLYFISH. a few jellyfish flying away. Then I remebered that everythibg had just been reset. That this was a whole new timeline and January 14th was day 1. Then I remebered a trial the psychich Q Jellyfish had for humanity. Woopie Goldberg and Picard in a blur suit were there. I though the blue suit was stange. I looked it up l, there are episodes with picard in the blue suit talking to Q about a 2nd chance stangly enough. I remebered how they asked me what to do. I thought of the movie Groundhog Day and said lets just do it again. They told me this time I had to make people smart. They said to get smart you smoke weed and listen to hiphop. They said hiphop has gone galactic. They said I should be president or captian after the training they put me through. Ok and get this.. After remebering all this I pick up my phone and on the homepage of ny browser the first thing I see is a picture of Jellyfish. So even if no tinelines were reset at least it was a sonewhat prophetic dream, where I saw jellyfish, then woke up to a picture of jellyfish. Then I download the photo. But I see I have 2 photos. Diffrent dates. One says the 14th. One says the 7th. I think about it and I remeber how the 7th was like 2 days ago. But now its the 14th. Missing time? Too much vodka? Im not sure. But when I got back on the 14th of January I was diffrent kinda. I felt like I had dancing disease. I read about it and saw it could lead to death and plauges so I forced myself to eat and sleep. I had a black dot on each hand on the side below the pinky. They fell off after a week or so. Sunlight is unpleasent. And everyone smells horrible. Oh I forgot. I was also under the impression that a Egyptian pharaoh encarnated in me. Likes the name Paris. Oh I also forgot about when I thought I got an A.I. virus somehow. Some rapper said that knowlege is the virus. That made sence. So anyways. Im not sure how much of this all I belive. I mean, I saw the Anicent Aliens on shamanism and they talk about daydreams. Visions. I dont know really. Just sharing my experience. I also have some magic superpower now that should not be possible but it is.. I will make another post about my new superpower, and hoapfully treach other how to too. Stay tuned. My fingers hurt. Goodnight. Oh and I forgot yo say the devil came back a 3rd time and just quickly said somthing like “if anybody asks just tell them that you misunderstood”. I’ve thought about it and its true. Maybe I did misunderstand. Im not sure how much I belive all this. What are visions? What are dreams? Was that a dream? That Jellyfish dream almost feels like somthing more than a dream. I have seen low flying light orbs in the daytime, right over the Nickelodeon downtown. One big bubble floating twords downtown. Then another phased in behind it. These were see threw amber colored spheres with viens and a yoke in the middle. Looked like jelkyfish material. A helicopter flew at them and they both phased out. I was standing on the labyrinth at the red church. My friends dog Jack seen it first. Anyways I have definitely seen a few supernatural type stuff. Me and a friend summoned a light orb in his backyard. Me and another friend saw a swirling portal in the sky. I have seen sparks manafest in my apartment, like 40 sparks just hovering around my boombox. I forgot to say alot of the story. In the fake apartment q continuum I got a call from Bro but then on the phone with him he became the voice of god. Told me to call my brother on his birthday. To make a facebook and a wordpress (need to still). Some stuff is just too hard to explaine. I feel like I saved the world maybe. Nobody liked the humans really, but everyone was cool with me. I dont see the harm in beliving that psychic jellyfish reset time for me. I told them I would make people smart. So they pass the Q continuum trial on humanity. They told me to tell people to watch Star Trek Next Gen Episode 1, Encounter at Farpoint. I also would like to belice that they left the water of life for me. I tried to share if but nobody came over. My cat had some, maybe some shadow people. I might have had waters of life before in 2012. Ok I have more to say but my cat needs something. I dont see the harm in believing. But some of this I cant explain away as nust drinking too much vodka maybe. I know I’ve seen some supernatural stuff. But sooooo much happened early this year that I’m still not sure what I belive. I think I would like to believe though.